Diary of a Mad Circuit Queen

[part 1 of 3 - because the bitch writes compulsively]

Dear [Antaggio] and Tata:

Are you reading Marie Claire by the window in your satin robe while the husbands go to work? Girls, you have the LIFE! As long as I don't see you in one of those BRasilian THONGS honey - wired so far up the crack of your as* that you can get Satellite TV on your cell phone when you sit down! LOL

I'm sorry we didn't call. We arrived late Mon night and left Friday. I had forgotten to make note of Gus' phone number and didn't see it on the email print out I had - also to be honest, we were a bit tired from all the traveling and Britt was sunburned from Iguassu and Tues outside the Caesar Park - HONEY where the heck did they grow all those vendors and kids? Ugh - it was so NOT relaxing to be on the beach - No Obrigado No Obrigado - no I don't want a massage from your fishy smelling thong covered thing and get those saggin things out of my face!!! No they don't qualify as headlights or even a stop sign any more - no I don't want another nut that fell in the sand - no I don't love watching balls being juggled, unless they're mine and done way up in the Tijuca Forest under one of those waterfalls by that Hot Brasilian in the yellow bathing suit with the Ananconda in it about to bite me as I took his picture! LOL

Aiiiii - My goodness - maybe because I had my Gringo bf with me we were like an amusement park for all the vendors and probably because it was in front of the Caesar Park - can you say MONEY MONEY MONEY any louder????

We did enjoy two dinners at PORCAU (pork out) - I've never eaten so much beef since my days as a single girl working at Burger King - or at least the days in the sunshine of NY Summer Heat serving as many sausage delights as those dolly trolley girls in the sky sling 'another bag of nuts, or coffee....?" do!  Ugh - been on a strict diet and workout routine since I got back - might even have to lax it all out!

[part 2 of 3]

LOVED being in South America again - though I think my next trip to Brasil is going to have to include Buzios or Isla Grande or Fortaleza/Recife/Natal or the Islands off the coast - as a city boy - being on vacation in a city gets a little much for me these days- especially when one is married and can't stumble into some tea room or ..oh my goodness...what are those boys doing in that 'gym' -and why is no one wearing any clothes!...lol Kidding - Imacculata Conceptiona de Antonita would NEVER do anything Like that!!!!

Never I tell you - unless of course I was bit by that Brasil Tijuca Forest Yellow Swimsuit Anaconda and knocked out! LOL

Loved Buenos Aires, Iguassu and Bariloche the best!! Santiagoo...zzzzzz

Took a boat up the Iguassu river into the falls itself and got all splashed...hmmm ..neeed to dry off now - and yes I SCREAEEEAMMED - aaiii...I can't breathe - Jorge...get....oh it's the waterfall! LOL

Have about 1,000 pictures to sift through (thank God they're digital, though that poses its own issues)....so one day soon hopefully I'll send you a few digipics...

Our time in Rio was spent either eating (Porcau, Arpoador Inn for Breakfast (honey it's cheaper than the RS60 for breakfast at the CP) - walking from Ipanema to Copa the first morning- and swatting away vendors on the beach in the pm - Watching all that hot volleyball action at sunset drinking multiple caipervodkas as the lights came on...

[part 3 of 3 - at last]

Wed - it was so hot my Gringo was melting so we hired a driver from the hotel and I had him drive us to Santa Theresa neighborhood - the museum up above it - the lower and top part of Corcovado - through the Tijucan Forest where those biting anacondas apparently reside - bite me bite me...! Oh, now you have to suck the poison out! No not you - you ugly old thing - Him that hot man in the bathin suit!! He looks well trained in the art of CPR and ER....then down to Sao Coarado and back to Ipanema to watch the sunset...

Last day (last Fri) it RAINED all day - ugh - how delightfully WET we got walking all over Ipanema looking for....?>???? Yup all that stuff the vendors were trying to sell us all week on the beach! Up the street down the street - a few sugos and lunch and more sloshing in the rain - I'm still dryin out my ....tennis shoes! Naughty Girles!

And now we're back here - SNOW - 28F (-5C) UGH!!! Bring me back to the vendors and warm rain, any day - miss Brasil and South America already...

Y [Antaggio]? Onde esta your [Jason]? Still together? I watched those telenovellas wondering....eees eeet heeem? Sooo Draaamatttic, no? Hope you are doing well and smiling your way through the Sao Paulo heat and having a great time.

Ok missy Tata - so you moved in - Now Gus - you be good to our Tata - he has a big heart and a great laugh - as long as you don't let him on a bus you are fine - LOL - Tata - I thought of you the night we left because the cab driver took us near to Puce - are you back there? Teaching all those

Catholic girls and boys?

Miss ya'll!!!

Amen, honey! LOL

Ok - back to the gym for a quick anti LOMO (Beef) workout and then back to

work to finish something up...

Lots of love - So sorry we missed you!!!

Beijos

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