Dear Friend,

A tragedy is occurring world wide. Everyday thousands of circuit boys, young beautiful party boys, are forced to go to parties without pills in their pockets or designer clothes on their backs. These unfortunate boys are living in large, overcrowded cities, forced to share their luxury apartments and condos with roommates, borrowing money just to make the monthly payments on their new cars. They have been forced to shop at designer discount stores and drink cheap vodka. Their gym memberships have lapsed behind and their bodies are beginning to suffer. They are having to fly business class or even economy.

This suffering does not have to happen! You can help! You can make a difference. We have established SCB, the Save a CircuitBoy Foundation. A for profit organisation set up to globally aid our party goers in need. For only $25 a day you can help a young cute boy out. Your donation will provide pills, powders and poppers to make sure our boys have fun. Your gift will ensure they have the proper accessories and the latest fashions. Remember, it's our ability to accessorise that separates us from the animals. Can you imagine how traumatic it's been for these boys to attend parties in last years fashions? No Prada, No Gucci, delinquent notices from D & G just tugging at their self esteem! Help stop the insanity now. There is no need to see "For Sale" signs in the back windows of their European sports cars, get out your credit card and call right now, your donation will count. For only $25 a day, a little over a dollar an hour, you can help a desperate boy in need. Your donation will make a boy happy and provide the much-needed boost to keep him in the lifestyle he's accustomed to. For your daily gift of only $25 you'll receive a picture of your circuit boy at a recent cocktail party. You'll get a monthly letter telling you about all the fabulous places he's been, the boys he's shagged and what shopping he's done.

You'll get a health report from his personal trainer and a detailed purchase list and quality report from his dealer. It's time to reach out to a sad boy in need. Can you spare just a $25 a day? Do you really need that latte? Couldn't you take public transportation instead of driving your car?

Call now - Operators are standing by on their mobile phones in trendy Eastern suburbs coffee shops to take your donation.

Dial 1-800-SAD-BOYZ and make a difference today.

And if you are really feeling moved by the circuit boy crisis, think about donating an extra $150 a month to our CircuitBoy Vacation Fund. Provide a summer rental, a trip away or a weekend in New York City to a boy in need. This extra gift will get you a postcard from your boy on his vacation, a list of tricks done along the way, and a souvenir not to exceed $5 in value.

Think about truly making a difference, skipping your own personal vacation could provide countless hours of much needed fun to a boy in need. Open your heart and your wallet and call now.

1-800-SAD-BOYZ needs you.

Go ahead ... make a sad boy happy.